Transformations and You (aka, my first contribution)

[dr_sardine]

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(1950's style educational film begins)
TRANSFORMATIONS AND YOU.
Hey there! Say hello to your new best friend, Mary-Sue Everygirl.
"'Everygirl'? My name is 'Everygirl'? What kind of fake name is that?"
Mary-Sue is young, but she's a nice girl. She's an average girl, just like you. She's curious, clumsy, likes to explore ancient ruins, works at a laboratory, has a family curse, and is prone to being bitten by radioactive animals. Unfortunately, all of this puts her in danger of a quickly growing threat called transformation.
"Transformation?"
Haha, that's right, Mary-Sue.
"Well, if it's such a threat, why are you laughing?"
...Anyway, it's your responsibility to know about transformations and how to avoid them. That's why we have sweet Mary-Sue to demonstrate how NOT to watch out for "transformation triggers."
"W-what did you just say? I never agreed to anything like that! Heck, I don't even know how I got here!"

So just let me know what kind of transformations you want to see first as poor Mary-Sue demonstrates all of the classic triggers to getting TF'd.
Also, I know I'm still a developing artist, so critique is nice, too.

Below is Mary-Sue Everygirl.