Cops are assholes to me!

Ladylike255 · 07-16-2009

Just as the cop departed, he is suddenly stopped by a mysterious punisher!

Cop: Freeze! I need to know where your going, can I see your license.

Punisher: I have a license alright, but you don't want to know what I'm licensed to do! Go away!

Cop: Don't give me that attitude If someone broke into your house you would want to find out who did it, right?

Punisher: I don't have a house! That's strike 1!

Cop: HEY WE'RE DOING THIS FOR THE CITY, THE NEIGHBORS PAY US. DON'T GIVE ME THAT PROFILE BULLSHIT OKAY?!

Punisher: 2! That's strike two, you ruthless monster!

Cop: DON'T MAKE THIS MORE COMPLICATED, I CAN MAKE IT MORE COMPLICATED FOR YOU.

Punisher: 3! Now you're gonna die!!

(The Punisher puts a death spell on the cop which causes the cop to melt rapidly)

Cop: NOOO!!! Auugggh!! YOU KILLED ME!!

(The cop is nothing more but a pool of blue liquid and a beating Heart Container)

The Punisher, showing absolutely no remorse whatsoever for murdering that Satanic Cop, simply replies, "Good!" and smiles!

MORAL OF THE STORY: Never treat a person in a city with serious disrespect (being an asshole) unless they are truly doing some wrong in terms of breaking the law. Cop Cruelty should be deemed illegal unless otherwise permitted by the Justice Force!

In fact, If I was a police chief and I had a cop do something like that to someone that innocent like Saynefox, I'd say:

TURN IN YOUR BADGE!!!!!!

07-16-2009	#11
Ladylike255 Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Gremlin City Posts: 420	Re: Cops are assholes to me! Just as the cop departed, he is suddenly stopped by a mysterious punisher! Cop: Freeze! I need to know where your going, can I see your license. Punisher: I have a license alright, but you don't want to know what I'm licensed to do! Go away! Cop: Don't give me that attitude If someone broke into your house you would want to find out who did it, right? Punisher: I don't have a house! That's strike 1! Cop: HEY WE'RE DOING THIS FOR THE CITY, THE NEIGHBORS PAY US. DON'T GIVE ME THAT PROFILE BULLSHIT OKAY?! Punisher: 2! That's strike two, you ruthless monster! Cop: DON'T MAKE THIS MORE COMPLICATED, I CAN MAKE IT MORE COMPLICATED FOR YOU. Punisher: 3! Now you're gonna die!! (The Punisher puts a death spell on the cop which causes the cop to melt rapidly) Cop: NOOO!!! Auugggh!! YOU KILLED ME!! (The cop is nothing more but a pool of blue liquid and a beating Heart Container) The Punisher, showing absolutely no remorse whatsoever for murdering that Satanic Cop, simply replies, "Good!" and smiles! MORAL OF THE STORY: Never treat a person in a city with serious disrespect (being an asshole) unless they are truly doing some wrong in terms of breaking the law. Cop Cruelty should be deemed illegal unless otherwise permitted by the Justice Force! In fact, If I was a police chief and I had a cop do something like that to someone that innocent like Saynefox, I'd say: TURN IN YOUR BADGE!!!!!! Last edited by Ladylike255; 07-16-2009 at 08:06 AM.