Cops are assholes to me!

[Ladylike255]

Just as the cop departed, he is suddenly stopped by a mysterious punisher!

Cop: Freeze! I need to know where your going, can I see your license.

Punisher: I have a license alright, but you don't want to know what I'm licensed to do! Go away!

Cop: Don't give me that attitude If someone broke into your house you would want to find out who did it, right?

Punisher: I don't have a house! That's strike 1!

Cop: HEY WE'RE DOING THIS FOR THE CITY, THE NEIGHBORS PAY US. DON'T GIVE ME THAT PROFILE BULLSHIT OKAY?!

Punisher: 2! That's strike two, you ruthless monster!

Cop: DON'T MAKE THIS MORE COMPLICATED, I CAN MAKE IT MORE COMPLICATED FOR YOU.

Punisher: 3! Now you're gonna die!!

(The Punisher puts a death spell on the cop which causes the cop to melt rapidly)

Cop: NOOO!!! Auugggh!! YOU KILLED ME!!

(The cop is nothing more but a pool of blue liquid and a beating Heart Container)

The Punisher, showing absolutely no remorse whatsoever for murdering that Satanic Cop, simply replies, "Good!" and smiles!

MORAL OF THE STORY: Never treat a person in a city with serious disrespect (being an asshole) unless they are truly doing some wrong in terms of breaking the law. Cop Cruelty should be deemed illegal unless otherwise permitted by the Justice Force!

In fact, If I was a police chief and I had a cop do something like that to someone that innocent like Saynefox, I'd say:

TURN IN YOUR BADGE!!!!!!

[Hellstromm, Son of Satan]

Originally Posted by Ladylike255

Just as the cop departed, he is suddenly stopped by a mysterious punisher!

Cop: Freeze! I need to know where your going, can I see your license.

Punisher: I have a license alright, but you don't want to know what I'm licensed to do! Go away!

Cop: Don't give me that attitude If someone broke into your house you would want to find out who did it, right?

Punisher: I don't have a house! That's strike 1!

Cop: HEY WE'RE DOING THIS FOR THE CITY, THE NEIGHBORS PAY US. DON'T GIVE ME THAT PROFILE BULLSHIT OKAY?!

Punisher: 2! That's strike two, you ruthless monster!

Cop: DON'T MAKE THIS MORE COMPLICATED, I CAN MAKE IT MORE COMPLICATED FOR YOU.

Punisher: 3! Now you're gonna die!!

(The Punisher puts a death spell on the cop which causes the cop to melt rapidly)

Cop: NOOO!!! Auugggh!! YOU KILLED ME!!

(The cop is nothing more but a pool of blue liquid and a beating Heart Container)

The Punisher, showing absolutely no remorse whatsoever for murdering that Satanic Cop, simply replies, "Good!" and smiles!

MORAL OF THE STORY: Never treat a person in a city with serious disrespect (being an asshole) unless they are truly doing some wrong in terms of breaking the law. Cop Cruelty should be deemed illegal unless otherwise permitted by the Justice Force!

In fact, If I was a police chief and I had a cop do something like that to someone that innocent like Saynefox, I'd say:

TURN IN YOUR BADGE!!!!!!

Uh, Frank Castle is NOT a wizard.

He would just pull out his guns and turn the cop into Swiss cheese.

[Hellstromm, Son of Satan]

I was indeed harassed, annoyed and mistreated...by security guards.

I never had run-ins with cops, it's always security guards at malls.

Once, they harassed me because I scratched my back in font of them.

Another time, they harassed me because I wanted to read a book on a bookstore.

Another time, some middle-age psycho bursted into the restroom, dragged me out of the toilet and started beating the shit out of me, all the while screaming "GET AWAY FROM MY SON! GET AWAY FROM MY SON!" at the top of his lungs like a maniac. I never met this guy in my life, I have no idea who his son might be or what did I do to offend him or his insane dad. And guess what? The security guards just stood there and did nothing. I was in tears, and I had trouble getting to sleep that night.

In order words, security guards are assholes.