The way Blood Elves should've been

Chronein · 04-11-2007

Looks like the Horde has lost this one again. As long as the draenei are around, the Alliance will always have the most stacked women. And THAT is why they're the good guys.

No-Man · 04-11-2007

I was always intrigued by the horde. They aren't "pretty" races. Marketing people always assume pretty is better and people want to think of themselves as beautiful because they're really ugly pimply masses of nerd and they need to escape from their horrible lives of emotional torment.

I'd like to point out that the popularity of the Horde as a group to play says differently and challenges the way we should be thinking about what's cool in a game to play. Personally, I totally want Murlocs to be a playable race.

04-11-2007

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Originally Posted by Chronein

Looks like the Horde has lost this one again. As long as the draenei are around, the Alliance will always have the most stacked women. And THAT is why they're the good guys.

The alliance isn't really the good guys the alliance is unforgiving of the curse the orcs were put under by demons when orc warlocks corrupted their kin. The orcs were originally from the planet Draenor like the Dranei were but after all the Dranei they could find were dead one of the demons (I think it was Sargeras) opened a dark portal to azeroth where the uncontrollable bloodlust curse urged them to slaughter the humans but even though the curse is gone the humans never forgave the orcs and formed the alliance to kill the orcs the orcs formed the horde to fight back the alliance is fighting for racism the horde is fighting for equality and forgiveness who's the bad guys now?

Cowprobe · 04-11-2007

If the female Blood Elves were that gratuitous in their cleavage I'd certainly be pinging google for gameplay vids. The joke emote would probably complain about back pain or the need to wear a helmet while running.

As for the equivalent of walking piranhas as playable characters it would rock if there was a joke Murloc server. Too much original content would have to be generated for it to be feasible/profitable sadly. However if they limited equipment to weapons and had armor adds be reflected in 'molting' with a different color scheme as a tadpole advanced that would be cool.

Eventually being able to control up to five fellow Murlocs for surface raids would be a great mini-game.

04-11-2007	#2
No-Man Process Disciple Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,197	Horde I was always intrigued by the horde. They aren't "pretty" races. Marketing people always assume pretty is better and people want to think of themselves as beautiful because they're really ugly pimply masses of nerd and they need to escape from their horrible lives of emotional torment. I'd like to point out that the popularity of the Horde as a group to play says differently and challenges the way we should be thinking about what's cool in a game to play. Personally, I totally want Murlocs to be a playable race.

04-11-2007	#4
Cowprobe Reality Product Tester Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 14	Memory Buffer If the female Blood Elves were that gratuitous in their cleavage I'd certainly be pinging google for gameplay vids. The joke emote would probably complain about back pain or the need to wear a helmet while running. As for the equivalent of walking piranhas as playable characters it would rock if there was a joke Murloc server. Too much original content would have to be generated for it to be feasible/profitable sadly. However if they limited equipment to weapons and had armor adds be reflected in 'molting' with a different color scheme as a tadpole advanced that would be cool. Eventually being able to control up to five fellow Murlocs for surface raids would be a great mini-game.

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04-11-2007	#1
Chronein Lurker Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 11	Looks like the Horde has lost this one again. As long as the draenei are around, the Alliance will always have the most stacked women. And THAT is why they're the good guys.