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[Lyinginbedmon]

Well, that's my childhood, teenage life, and adulthood completely ruined. Anyone want to go for broke and ruin my retirement and afterlife as well?

Originally Posted by Lyinginbedmon

Well, that's my childhood, teenage life, and adulthood completely ruined. Anyone want to go for broke and ruin my retirement and afterlife as well?

Alright then.


Your bodily functions will fail you, and even if you get surrounded by beautiful nurses, you wouldn't be able to do anything but oogle and drool.
And then, when you die, your most likely going to hell(if you think of it like a catholic). In hell your worst fears and hatreds would be turned into reality, and it will slowly burn away to eternal dullness, making you wish to kill yourself, but seeing how your already dead, you won't be able to do it again.
And there won't be any comely succubi, they only exists in women's and homo-men hell, in male hell, you have to deal with Incubi with pricks that would make a mule's look like a needle.
And don't even get me started on what bi-sexual hell would be like.