Rid The World Of Uwe Boll!

Isn't Boll in league with the devil or something, or that's what common sense would say?

Seriously though, I could literally direct a movie that sucks far less than anything he has done. Yes me, right off the bat without directing anything before. I think a lot of people off the street could make a less-crap movie than him, actually.

[spongebathe83]

Update!

Uwe Boll approached Blizzard to make a WoW movie. Answer: "we will not sell the movie rights, not to you.... especially not to you."
http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl...46254&from=rss

Honestly, the next viable vidgame movie Boll should try is a Duke Nukem movie. Why? Because nobody gives a shit about Duke Nukem anymore.

[PrBlahBlahtson]

Originally Posted by spongebathe83

Honestly, the next viable vidgame movie Boll should try is a Duke Nukem movie. Why? Because nobody gives a shit about Duke Nukem anymore.

Better reason. Because it's so bad and corny that it's good. Easy for Boll to emulate.

Oh hey, thread 11000.

[kooh]

Knowing how Uwe is, he is going to screw that too.

[Sephie]

The Bloodrayne movie was not completely bad. Nothing with Meatloaf in it is completely bad.

[GenYun]

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/04/18...d-of-warcraft/
"?I got in contact with Paul Sams of Blizzard, and he said, ?We will not sell the movie rights, not to you?especially not to you,?? Boll revealed. ?Because it?s such a big online game success, maybe a bad movie would destroy that ongoing income, what the company has with it.?

A bad movie! He called his hypothetical adaptation bad. Awesome."

I just wet myself with laughter. I love Blizzard more with each passing day.

[TB Tabby]

Here's a message from the FaceBreaker blog:

And now a deep thought, by Matt Tripepi: If you could upload any celebrity into FaceBreaker, who would you like to see get beat down? Send your suggestions to: facebreakercommunity@ea.com

I already wrote in suggesting Uwe Boll and Seanbaby.

[Animeking194]

Originally Posted by GenYun

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/04/18...d-of-warcraft/
"?I got in contact with Paul Sams of Blizzard, and he said, ?We will not sell the movie rights, not to you?especially not to you,?? Boll revealed. ?Because it?s such a big online game success, maybe a bad movie would destroy that ongoing income, what the company has with it.?

A bad movie! He called his hypothetical adaptation bad. Awesome."

I just wet myself with laughter. I love Blizzard more with each passing day.

Oh wow, Blizzard, you just became my heroes of the year.

[Prophet Tenebrae]

To be honest, I think that even if WoW wasn't a factor that Blizzard probably wouldn't sell it to Uwe Boll on principle... or at least, they would have before they merged etc. But really, Uwe Boll has such a horrible relationship the only people that I can imagine just handing over rights because it's "more money" are EA... because it's run predicated on the fact a lot of its customers are idiots.