The "Official" TG Caption Thread

[Ran]

And here are the two possible endings of the story, 3a is the fairytale(ish) ending, whilst 3b is the real lifey one.

[Sephie]

Originally Posted by Ran

And here are the two possible endings of the story, 3a is the fairytale(ish) ending, whilst 3b is the real lifey one.

See Ran. See Ran run. Run Ran run.

[zdarkness]

Originally Posted by thelurker

We are in agreement then. I do my part by introducing different, um, "possibilities". In fact, I would venture to say that your kind is often more malicious than mine.

Indeed. Though all creatures with the capacity for sentience can be just as bad as any of us.

Originally Posted by thelurker

A wise entity like yourself should concentrate on the important parts, not on such trifles.

That said, I thank you for inviting me into your dark zone. The setting was beautiful and the experience very educational. I look forward to visiting again.

Perhaps your presence is not as malicious as I had previously assumed, otherworlder. Maybe someday we could join forces.

At any rate, you're welcome back to my world any time.

[Ran]

Ah, transcendent entities, is it not most enjoyable to remain within a quasi-human vessel and enjoy life for awhile, even if humanity does decide to engage in one large petard hoist.


NB: I recently forumulated the most applicable greeting. 'Greetings, individual', whilst functional at any time of day and with any species, gender or mixture, greetings carries implications that the other has arrived to you and individual carries the notion of singularity and individuality 'Salutations, entity' is applicable even to multi-partite beings and any occasion.

[thelurker]

Greetings, fellow thinkers!

Originally Posted by Ran

Ah, transcendent entities, is it not most enjoyable to remain within a quasi-human vessel and enjoy life for awhile, even if humanity does decide to engage in one large petard hoist.

Indeed, truer words are rarely spoken.

Originally Posted by Ran

I recently forumulated the most applicable greeting. 'Greetings, individual', whilst functional at any time of day and with any species, gender or mixture, greetings carries implications that the other has arrived to you and individual carries the notion of singularity and individuality 'Salutations, entity' is applicable even to multi-partite beings and any occasion.

Alas, I cannot use it since it is yours.

Back to business:

First, check out the song "Chess" (also knows as "One night in Bangkok").

Then compare it to my, um, variation (below). I tried to stay close to the original but with an added twist. Hope that my experimentation with your language (which isn't my native one, obviously) wasn't too horrible.

(Actually, try my version with the original playing in the background. More fun that way).

Peace,
Lurker.

[Ran]

*Ran is currently running in another application, please reboot universe or edit application [humnM001] appropriately*

[Intox]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[JezebelB]

How about just "Hello"?

Anywho, here's three more. I fully understand that they won't be to everyone's tastes, hope they don't offend.

[thelurker]

Greetings, sentient entities!

Originally Posted by JezebelB

How about just "Hello"?

Too bland for may tastes. Lacks personality. Doesn't give you an excuse to pick on poor Lurker...

That said, a number of you object to be called "Earthlings". I don't understand why, as it is less pretentious than "Homo Sapiens Sapiens" and not condescending like "Hairless Apes". Still, there is no accounting for individual taste, so I will try alternatives.

Back to business. The following set (for Rachel's Haven) had some fairly detailed requirements:

Best Friends: Basically a guy is very close to a group of girls, like a big brother to all. Except one night the boy has too much to drink and tries to pick up his friends. Making things awkward they all stop spending time together. The girls missing their friend come up with a solution to their problem Make him a girl.
Guys name: Brian
Girls name: Bailey, Hailey, Sasha, Chelsea.

This is what I came up with.

Peace,
Lurker.

[thelurker]

Greetings, connoisseurs of earthly pleasures!

Originally Posted by Intox

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

You can do better than that. How about you put on a whole different body?
Role-playing games allow to you to choose who you want to be. Just don't get too carried away...

Peace,
Lurker.

P.S.,
Yes, I am familiar with the quote.

[Lucia]

At least it became a caption thread again...

Great captions everyone!

[Rollsumi]

Sorry for bumping this thread, but if anyone has any of the captions I had previously made saved somewhere can you please post them. I deleted them all in a strange fit of rage/sadness one day and I don't have any rements of them. If anyone does have even a single pic that would be great. Also, I'll be making more caps once Christmas comes so if anyone has any ideas please send me a private message or contact me or something like that.

Thanks again.