Japanese surgeons invent a new way for enlarging breasts.

[Taruby]

Originally Posted by Jungles

The American Cancer Society calls cancer a disease... so... umm... I'm going to conclude that means you're wrong.

http://www.cancer.org/docroot/CRI/co...ses_cancer.asp

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/science/am_i_normal.shtml

Listen to the programme on cancer. Thanks!

[TF-Viewer]

Disease =/= virus. Just because you can't catch something from someone else doesn't mean it's not a disease.

[jiryha]

As I mentioned in an earlier post scientist have found that there's a certain perscription drug that has an interesting effect on cancerous cells.

Cancer cells effectively stop the cells ability to age and die, but this drug, which doesn't effect healthy cells, restarts those cells biological clocks, and they quicky overload and destroy themselves. It's been getting some decent press lately. The only problem is that the drug is old. Not old in the sense that it doesn't work anymore. Old in the sense that the drug's not owned by anyone. Because of that any company can make it, so no company can make huge profit on it. As such, drug companies aren't funding the research and it's mostly dependent on independent and government donations.

[The Lord of War]

Originally Posted by TF-Viewer

Disease =/= virus. Just because you can't catch something from someone else doesn't mean it's not a disease.

Yeah I was just about to say that. there are a ton of things that aren't spreadable, or contagious. Like heart diseases. Atherosclerosis is a heart disease which means you have a plaque build up in your arteries.

[Hao]

After reading that story, I was reminded of something I told a friend.
The person that invents either a way to eliminate PMS or grow bigger boobs without implants will be a trillionare overnight.
I guess this really IS the future. O.o

er.. well too bad these are still implants ^_^'

[jiryha]

http://info.cancerresearchuk.org/new...nuary/18037424

here's that artical

[Eviscerator]

Originally Posted by spongebathe83

I always thought that Japan would eventually develop giant robots capable of levelling cities. I can just imagine the irony if one of these giant robots decimated an American city WITHOUT using a nuke.
Also, it would be piloted by a large breasted japanese schoolgirl.

*Watches city being attacked. Looks to tank. Looks back to city. Looks to world map and Japan, looks to red button. Starts looking quickly from the button to the map, the map to the robot, the robot to the tank, the tank to the button, the button to the tank, the tank to the button, the button to the robot, the tank to Japan.* I CAN'T DECIDE!

Nuke robot, or nuke Japan?? Tank robot or tank Japan!? *Pulls out quarter.*

Originally Posted by Hao

After reading that story, I was reminded of something I told a friend.
The person that invents either a way to eliminate PMS or grow bigger boobs without implants will be a trillionare overnight.
I guess this really IS the future. O.o

There's a reason for PMS, idiot...

Read this and choke on it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PMS

[Murasashi]

Originally Posted by Eviscerator

*Watches city being attacked. Looks to tank. Looks back to city. Looks to world map and Japan, looks to red button. Starts looking quickly from the button to the map, the map to the robot, the robot to the tank, the tank to the button, the button to the tank, the tank to the button, the button to the robot, the tank to Japan.* I CAN'T DECIDE!

Nuke robot, or nuke Japan?? Tank robot or tank Japan!? *Pulls out quarter.*

For the sake of the city, tank the robot (Or steal the technology from the Japanese and make an equally powerfull robot)
And use the nuke to blow up Japan...Or you could nuke both the Giant Robot and Japan (too bad for the city)

(Rainbow Six*)>Nuke>(Trogdor The Burninator**)>Giant Robot>Tank>Building

*Well, if they get to it before it launches.
**If only he were real...

[spongebathe83]

Originally Posted by Murasashi

For the sake of the city, tank the robot (Or steal the technology from the Japanese and make an equally powerfull robot)
And use the nuke to blow up Japan...Or you could nuke both the Giant Robot and Japan (too bad for the city)

(Rainbow Six*)>Nuke>(Trogdor The Burninator**)>Giant Robot>Tank>Building

*Well, if they get to it before it launches.
**If only he were real...

and that's when the whole island of Japan transforms into a giant robot, and then you're really screwed.
BTW this is getting a tad off topic.

[Aeon_II]

Hm. Intriguing...

How in the world did this change over to robots and nukes?