Phoenix Drive

PrBlahBlahtson · 10-31-2007

Tried searching Phoenix Drive in AR/AP and BE, no results, so as far as I can tell, this hasn't been posted.

Now, if you're looking for your jollies, this may not do all that much for you. If you're looking for a little laughter, then step-aboard.

From the way it was explained, this is apparently a knock-off game that has actually been translated into rather bad engrish [sic] for the benefit and enjoyment of those that do not speak or read Japanese. That being said, it's a blatent rip off and doesn't even bother to change names.

The game summary starts here and the actual BE is on page 3.

"Do you want to rape meee---?"
"Cancellation is no use...Nick."

AhziDahaka · 10-31-2007

What a coincidence that I'd find this thread here, right after finishing Trials and Tribulations (which is absolutely fantastic, by the way).

I suppose it was only a matter of time before Ace Attourney porn showed up. At least it's hilarious porn, though.

BaconExpert · 10-31-2007

"Cool beans!"

"'I pray for her not becoming pregnant...!!'

Phoenix Wright is an asshole."

vaxon · 10-31-2007

i havent laughed that hard in a while
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
here you wear this cloths no,YOU GO AS NUDE!!!HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!
god only knows indeed

Katt · 10-31-2007

"This cock will stop at [Entrance Of Cunt], [Kind Of In The Middle Of Cunt], and finally [Depths Of Cunt], where this cock will terminate."

'Meat Milk', the other white meat?

Jedi_moogle_Cid · 11-01-2007

who knows, you might be a hobo by then.

Marmalade-Beat · 11-01-2007

OH SNAP, DO I HEAR SUCH A TRUTH!

Best romanization ever.

malhavoc · 11-01-2007

"Do you want to rape meee--- ?"

"Oh yeah totally iWHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!"

XD
Fell out of my chair dying of laughter.

Kevin_Generic · 11-01-2007

"A small office becomes me, these clothes become you. I bet the plot twist is that we are all Transformers, except we transform back into pretty mundane objects rather than tanks or trucks or jeeps or whatever."

Hahahaha I really hope they make more of these.

Bareon · 11-01-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mia

A large quantity of milk has scattered in spite of the third..!

WTH is "the third"?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

I'm Criminal! Criminal is Phoenix Wrighhhhhh---t !!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karma

.......bitch...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

I had fierce sexual relationship with a victim.

Slick.. reeeeal slick.. and in front of the jury too.

Mr. Gun Happy · 11-01-2007

'Beat Rod. Tank Empties."

I loved that picture. I was laughing pretty damn hard reading this.

Whooooooooosh.

PrBlahBlahtson · 11-01-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Gun Happy

'Beat Rod. Tank Empties."

I loved that picture. I was laughing pretty damn hard reading this.

Whooooooooosh.

Thinking about making that my signature for a while.

Anyone notice that while he admitted to a crime and got the Guilty popup, he wasn't arrested? Or penalized? Or anything? ...well, he was fucked, but...

10-31-2007	#1
PrBlahBlahtson is not a mod. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Northeast USA Posts: 4,188	Phoenix Drive Tried searching Phoenix Drive in AR/AP and BE, no results, so as far as I can tell, this hasn't been posted. Now, if you're looking for your jollies, this may not do all that much for you. If you're looking for a little laughter, then step-aboard. From the way it was explained, this is apparently a knock-off game that has actually been translated into rather bad engrish [sic] for the benefit and enjoyment of those that do not speak or read Japanese. That being said, it's a blatent rip off and doesn't even bother to change names. The game summary starts here and the actual BE is on page 3. "Do you want to rape meee---?" "Cancellation is no use...Nick." __________________ It's not that I don't like you. I'm just direct.

10-31-2007	#3
BaconExpert Bacon no Jutsu Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 925	"Cool beans!" "'I pray for her not becoming pregnant...!!' Phoenix Wright is an asshole." __________________ Before you ask, my avatar came from 4chan. Good luck finding sauce.

10-31-2007	#4
vaxon cafe' barista mista Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: TN Posts: 322	i havent laughed that hard in a while WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO here you wear this cloths no,YOU GO AS NUDE!!!HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!! god only knows indeed __________________ Last edited by vaxon; 10-31-2007 at 11:15 PM.

10-31-2007	#5
Katt Guardian of the OverKitty Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The worst scumhole in the galaxy, Teddy Bear Junction. Posts: 3,270	"This cock will stop at [Entrance Of Cunt], [Kind Of In The Middle Of Cunt], and finally [Depths Of Cunt], where this cock will terminate." 'Meat Milk', the other white meat? __________________

11-01-2007	#6
Jedi_moogle_Cid Guess where I found it?! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: eh, maybe I do live in Rocket town... Posts: 185	who knows, you might be a hobo by then. __________________ Stablehand "I'm sorry miss, but I'm not with the stables, you can't rent or buy me." Crushed "How about just one little ride then?" Stablehand "You're not talking about the kind with a saddle are you?" Crushed "You could still wear one!" Stablehand "Oh my..." visit me on dA!

10-31-2007	#2
AhziDahaka This is a user title. Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 383	What a coincidence that I'd find this thread here, right after finishing Trials and Tribulations (which is absolutely fantastic, by the way). I suppose it was only a matter of time before Ace Attourney porn showed up. At least it's hilarious porn, though.

11-01-2007	#7
Marmalade-Beat Childhood Corruptor Lv.9 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 467	OH SNAP, DO I HEAR SUCH A TRUTH! Best romanization ever.

11-01-2007	#8
malhavoc Greenskin Imp Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: WHERE AM I?! Posts: 837	"Do you want to rape meee--- ?" "Oh yeah totally iWHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!" XD Fell out of my chair dying of laughter. __________________ "Oi! Is it forcey-funtime yet?"

11-01-2007	#9
Kevin_Generic Process Master Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 539	"A small office becomes me, these clothes become you. I bet the plot twist is that we are all Transformers, except we transform back into pretty mundane objects rather than tanks or trucks or jeeps or whatever." Hahahaha I really hope they make more of these. __________________ Check me out on DA http://morphy-mcmorpherson.deviantart.com/ and Patreon https://www.patreon.com/MorphyM

11-01-2007	#11
Mr. Gun Happy ... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,686	'Beat Rod. Tank Empties." I loved that picture. I was laughing pretty damn hard reading this. Whooooooooosh.

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