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Unread 09-17-2008   #1
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Childrens book called There was an old woman

There Was An Old Woman
There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,
How absurd! to swallow a bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat,
Imagine that! to swallow a cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,
What a hog! to swallow a dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat,
Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,
She's dead?of course!
And they sang that song in school
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Unread 09-17-2008   #2
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Re: Childrens book called There was an old woman

Um..... your point...?
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Re: Childrens book called There was an old woman

Poss. the fact that...

She ate all the pies
She ate all the pies
shes a fat ***t***
shes a fat ***t***
She ate all the pies

ALL SING ALONG NOW.....

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Re: Childrens book called There was an old woman

Is this supposed to be flamebait?
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Re: Childrens book called There was an old woman

nope, soft vore leading to WG


I remember this song from when I was little. I bet there'd be a big outcry over the word "die" in it today.
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Re: Childrens book called There was an old woman

I'm sorry, but this is some PAWG shit. Do we really need a thread for some old song/rhyme simply because it involves someone eating something? It's not even implied expansion or weight gain...

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I'm sorry, but this is some PAWG shit. Do we really need a thread for some old song/rhyme simply because it involves someone eating something? It's not even implied expansion or weight gain...
Agreed, but what else is going on in this forum right now? Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, even if it has rancid breath.
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Agreed, but what else is going on in this forum right now? Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, even if it has rancid breath.
Oh please don?t give me the "Beggars can?t be choosers" crap. If there is no good material around, there is simply nothing to post! We don?t have to fill the gap with crap.
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Re: Childrens book called There was an old woman

huh... is this even a thread.
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Oh please don?t give me the "Beggars can?t be choosers" crap. If there is no good material around, there is simply nothing to post! We don?t have to fill the gap with crap.
Why don't you draw something then, eh?
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Why don't you draw something then, eh?
Why don?t you make me!?!?
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Re: Childrens book called There was an old woman

http://xerovore.deviantart.com/art/s...age-1-73609611
http://xerovore.deviantart.com/art/S...age-2-73652934
http://xerovore.deviantart.com/art/S...age-3-73781047

As usless as that first post was, it reminded my of xerovore's "old woman" who swallowed a fly series. It obviously contains vore and body expansion...which this thread is currenty lacking!

The first three page links are above. If you can't find the rest after that, then maybe you should go back to the rhyme or soloferros' complaining.

Yes, it's old, but I think it was the only way to get something useful out of this thread...

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