(collage) The Shocking Secret of the Wendy Davis Filibuster

vid · 06-28-2013

*Note - I am creating this collage/project purely out of attraction to this lovely woman and the inspiration I found from pics from the event. I do not intend this to trivialize or criticize her accomplishments and bravery regarding very serious issues. If anyone here feels otherwise, I welcome comments, but please don't turn this into a flame-war. Also, there is another component I'd like to add, but I need to know how to upload a custom audio file for people to download. Does anyone know a good method?*

BREAKING NEWS FROM WASHINGTON:

Senator Wendy Davis endured much during her 13-hour filibuster. But an anonymous source is claiming that Senator Davis's struggles were far worse than they seem and could amount to one of the most bizarre scandals in this nation's history.

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According to the informant, during hour 7 of the filibuster, opponents of Senator Davis employed a strange secret tactic using an untested government experiment - a shrink ray. The goal, says the source, was to make Senator Davis so small and difficult to see or hear that the filibuster would be automatically cancelled.

Senator Davis was in the middle of a discussion on women's point of view regarding politics when she was struck with the ray. She continued to talk as she quickly shrank, seemingly unaware of her dwindling stature, the rising pitch in her voice still undeniably determined. She ended up only a few inches tall, still talking, but it seemed in vain, except for one shocking twist:

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Her now iconic pink shoes somehow protected her feet from the ray, leaving them normal-sized. Not only was the bright footwear enough to keep her visible and not break the filibuster, but her proportionately enormous feet helped anchor her to the ground, ensuring she wasn't going anywhere.

She returned to normal by the end of the meeting, but the government has been quick to hide the details, doctoring video clips and photos to mask the strange event and the weapon itself. Only time will tell if the story is true...

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vid Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 282	(collage) The Shocking Secret of the Wendy Davis Filibuster Note - I am creating this collage/project purely out of attraction to this lovely woman and the inspiration I found from pics from the event. I do not intend this to trivialize or criticize her accomplishments and bravery regarding very serious issues. If anyone here feels otherwise, I welcome comments, but please don't turn this into a flame-war. Also, there is another component I'd like to add, but I need to know how to upload a custom audio file for people to download. Does anyone know a good method? BREAKING NEWS FROM WASHINGTON: Senator Wendy Davis endured much during her 13-hour filibuster. But an anonymous source is claiming that Senator Davis's struggles were far worse than they seem and could amount to one of the most bizarre scandals in this nation's history. wd1.jpg According to the informant, during hour 7 of the filibuster, opponents of Senator Davis employed a strange secret tactic using an untested government experiment - a shrink ray. The goal, says the source, was to make Senator Davis so small and difficult to see or hear that the filibuster would be automatically cancelled. Senator Davis was in the middle of a discussion on women's point of view regarding politics when she was struck with the ray. She continued to talk as she quickly shrank, seemingly unaware of her dwindling stature, the rising pitch in her voice still undeniably determined. She ended up only a few inches tall, still talking, but it seemed in vain, except for one shocking twist: wd.jpg Her now iconic pink shoes somehow protected her feet from the ray, leaving them normal-sized. Not only was the bright footwear enough to keep her visible and not break the filibuster, but her proportionately enormous feet helped anchor her to the ground, ensuring she wasn't going anywhere. She returned to normal by the end of the meeting, but the government has been quick to hide the details, doctoring video clips and photos to mask the strange event and the weapon itself. Only time will tell if the story is true...