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Very_Good_Karma · 12-17-2007

When I saw 'cursed gloves' I assumed they summoned a matching- and rather scandalous- evening gown, and then adjusted the wearer to fit.

My song bastardization attempt:

"Bosoms Swell"
(Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Want your chest to grow?
Well it's free wish granting day!
To the wishing wells we go,
they'll only work one day!
Bring a bigger bra
Yours will soon be tight
Both boys and girls will stare in awe,
'Cause the party's on tonight!

Oh, bosoms swell at wishing wells,
There's magic there today,
Get a bigger chest, that's what's best
'Cause it's free wish-granting day!

Oh, bosoms swell at wishing wells,
There's magic there today,
Get a bigger chest, that's what's best
'Cause it's free wish-granting day!
HEY!

If anybody can improve on that be my guest.

12-17-2007	#40
Very_Good_Karma Likes Happy Endings Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 188	When I saw 'cursed gloves' I assumed they summoned a matching- and rather scandalous- evening gown, and then adjusted the wearer to fit. My song bastardization attempt: "Bosoms Swell" (Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells") Want your chest to grow? Well it's free wish granting day! To the wishing wells we go, they'll only work one day! Bring a bigger bra Yours will soon be tight Both boys and girls will stare in awe, 'Cause the party's on tonight! Oh, bosoms swell at wishing wells, There's magic there today, Get a bigger chest, that's what's best 'Cause it's free wish-granting day! Oh, bosoms swell at wishing wells, There's magic there today, Get a bigger chest, that's what's best 'Cause it's free wish-granting day! HEY! If anybody can improve on that be my guest. __________________ Musical Process: The Process Forum Soundtrack Last edited by Very_Good_Karma; 12-17-2007 at 07:26 PM.