Brainstorming for Cow Girl Flash Game

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Originally Posted by Muhznit

I approve the content-tagging. The second thing is also moderately approved, and gives me an idea:

Breast Colds. Basically, a cowgirl gets a "disease" which makes her breasts leak thickened milk (somewhere around the consistency of whipped cream) and occasionally she has a "breast sneeze" where she unleashes a ton of milk all at once in a violent burst that makes a milky mess of everything in front of her. AND it's contagious. How's that for a crazy idea?

Thanks for the approval, Muhznit.

Any sickness whose main symptom is causing busty girls to be covered in whipped cream gets my approval. I am wondering how to balance it game-wise, however. Unless there's some kind of supply and demand modelling, I don't imagine there being much of a penalty for switching to selling whipped cream instead of milk, which would encourage players to game the situation, deliberately 'sickening' entire farm. I guess the loss of milk to sneezes could cut into profits, but one could minimise the losses by milking early and often.

Perhaps the infected cream shouldn't be saleable, since it'd presumably infect any women who drank it - though of course, it could still be stored and used around the farm, and might even be a necessary ingredient of some of the more potent recipies.

Alternatively, it might be possible for cowgirls to gain immunity to the condition (or at least, to particular strains of it), so that while players could infect the entire farm at once, they'd have to then wait for a new strain to turn up before they could re-infect already infected cowgirls.