EEEEEEEEE! [Naruto Character] dead!!!

[thejakeman]

ehwah? if you don't follow the series then why do you care?

if you do follow the series then why don't you already know? its not like reading this costs money, or that much time.... unless you only watch the anime, dubbed or subbed, or read the american manga then you, my friend, are missing a good part of the story...
@ gunhappy
why not? because they're popular?

[thejakeman]

Originally Posted by resiz3d

wtf? seriously screwed up. One thing to post spoilers, but to put them in your title so they're unavoidable?

I've been holdin off readin Naruto so I could read a whole buncha chapters at once instead of going week-to-week.

Thanks for that. You fail.

wah? why wait?

i didn't see any spoiler tags when iron man died.
but just so you know. the therapist was really dead all along, snape kills dumbledore, vader is really lukes father, the village is really going to sacrifice the policeman, the matrix is a virtual world controlled by robots, Lyra and Will accidentially kill god, The lion is really Christ, Gaara dies, the leader guy of the ino-chika-cho squad dies, orochimaru sorta kinda dies, but not really. all of the friends were really inside of his beautiful mind, the evil chick in the ring was drowned by her own mother, so on ad infinium

[GLKnight83]

Originally Posted by thejakeman

wah? why wait?

i didn't see any spoiler tags when iron man died.
but just so you know. the therapist was really dead all along, snape kills dumbledore, vader is really lukes father, the village is really going to sacrifice the policeman, the matrix is a virtual world controlled by robots, Lyra and Will accidentially kill god, The lion is really Christ, Gaara dies, the leader guy of the ino-chika-cho squad dies, orochimaru sorta kinda dies, but not really. all of the friends were really inside of his beautiful mind, the evil chick in the ring was drowned by her own mother, so on ad infinium

You forgot one.

Roland enters the Tower, and returns to the very beginning of the saga. The curse of the Dark Man is to walk the cycle for all eternity.

well to me, naruto is probably one of the WORST anime/manga ever created. It is just overhyped to the extreme and has armies of fanboys that can not be beat.

Btw: Adding to that spoiler Paragraph: Snape is actually good, and who can forget that Goku beats Nappa!

[Anonymous Otaku]

I think this is officially a spoiler topic now. On that note...


You are Revan.

Aeris dies.

Cloud is actually a neurotic loser.

The princess is in another castle.

[Sutibaru]

I ate the last cookie.

[Python]

now its only the legendary one.wow first snake guy pedo, then pervert writer, looks like old lady mc'bigboobs is next.

[thejakeman]

Originally Posted by GLKnight83

You forgot one.

Roland enters the Tower, and returns to the very beginning of the saga. The curse of the Dark Man is to walk the cycle for all eternity.

yeah, but he got that horn this time around. also, no one fricken read that series which sucks cause it's good. cept the third one.


i've yet to see a spoiler of something i haven't seen.

[thejakeman]

Originally Posted by iamtall89

well to me, naruto is probably one of the WORST anime/manga ever created. It is just overhyped to the extreme and has armies of fanboys that can not be beat.

Btw: Adding to that spoiler Paragraph: Snape is actually good, and who can forget that Goku beats Nappa!

oh yeah right, forgot that part. dumbledore tells snape to kill him!

but seriously, is that your critique? that the manga is bad becuase it has fanboys and lots of hype? no gripes with the story or the writing? lack of a compelling protagonist? lack of clear antagonists? shoddy artwork? plot holes? high percentage of pedophilia? lack of realism? lack of thorough explanation of the universe? repetition of plot points? formulaic story? annoying japanese archetype as a main character, supporting character or side character?lack of breasts on the majority of female protagonists? too much breasts on the other protagonists? bad pacing? bad monologues? annoying flashback sequences right in the middle of the action? sequences that reveal things you already knew? is it just too darn good?

One down, 75 more to go... Your next orange-kid.

Originally Posted by thejakeman

oh yeah right, forgot that part. dumbledore tells snape to kill him!

but seriously, is that your critique? that the manga is bad becuase it has fanboys and lots of hype? no gripes with the story or the writing? lack of a compelling protagonist? lack of clear antagonists? shoddy artwork? plot holes? high percentage of pedophilia? lack of realism? lack of thorough explanation of the universe? repetition of plot points? formulaic story? annoying japanese archetype as a main character, supporting character or side character?lack of breasts on the majority of female protagonists? too much breasts on the other protagonists? bad pacing? bad monologues? annoying flashback sequences right in the middle of the action? sequences that reveal things you already knew? is it just too darn good?

Naruto doesn't deserve to be critiqued in depth, but since you want me to then here it is. Every part of it is shotty, ranging from plot holes up the kazoo to charecters that have no purpose in the story in general. There are over 100 charecters and most of them have less than 10 lines in an arc. Besides, the stupidity of the charecters makes George Bush look like a genious, really since when did someone want to avenge thier family and rebuild it by killing his only remaining relative! Then comes other meaningless dialogue with no importance whatsover such as every conversation with the "Will of the Fire" or that the younger generation will kill the older ones. The fight scenes are horrible, with most charecters staying in the background when Naruto beats his enemies with one of the following methods. 1) Mass Clone 2)Mass Clone 3)Mass Rasengan 4) Mass Raengan 5) Scream SASUKEEEE 20x a page, and finally 6) Mass clones, rasengan, and scream SASUKEEE!.

Then comes the fact that the two coolest charecters are downplayed every single time they apear. I'm talking about Mighto Gai and Rock Lee. Gai is supposed to be evenly matched with Kakashi and the best we've seen him do is kill a fish clone. Rock Lee is probably the greatest young ninja just with his will to go on and help others. When he fights Kimmimaru with his Drunken Fist he had to be saved b Gaara King of the Red Haired Hicks from Egypt. They both have no time, and although they are commical they clearly are a better combo than Kakashi and Naruto. This is the flaw of the whole manga. Naruto is a kid, not a god. Woot? What's this he has a demon in him? Well then! I say that it falls upon the generic demon inside kid to save the world plot that has been constantly used over and over again!.

The manga has died and I have to say Naruto has fallen down into the same plothole where Sirius Black fell into when he DIED!

Btw adding to the list of spoilers: ZORDON DIES!

[Clickme]

Just WHAT do you have against Bleach?! You can bash Maruto all you want, but Bleach is a decent anime... if you don't count all those ungodly filler eps.