Multi-functional Robotic Breast Massager

[Nixemus]

Here is a link to a news article on Gizmodo about a portable robotic Brest Massager with a video.

http://uk.gizmodo.com/2008/04/22/por...age_robot.html

Also, here is a list of functions included in the article (if you can't be bothered to read it :P) that the inventor claims that the Gadget is also useful for.

1. Girls who are reaching or having reached puberty, hope to improve the growth of breast.
2. Women who received surgery in the breast, desire to have a faster and better recovery.
3. Mothers, who are nursing babies, want to release the pain and to accelerate the secretion of breast milk.
4. Female who is having the period, want to release the swelling pain of breasts.
5. Women who want to lower the incidence of mastopathies.
6. Women, who are under pressure, want to relax themselves.
7. Women who want to improve the quality of their sex activities.
8. Women who want to have pretty breasts.

So what are your thoughts on this? If it was mass produced, I think that this would be highly popular, for both right and wrong reasons if you know what I mean! But the Inventor wants ?1.2 Million for the patent, which might cause some dispute over whether people think its worth buying to mass produce.

So what are your thoughts on such a 'multi-functional' device?

[Beno]

Pretty breasts?
WHAT IS THIS? I DON"T EVEN....

[resiz3d]

Originally Posted by Nixemus

So what are your thoughts on such a 'multi-functional' device?

Makes no sense to me since most women with a nice pair can get a guy to do that for free.

If she does it herself or gets another woman to do it for her she can do it in front of a webcam and make some money. :P

I think this whole thing is a scam by the inventor who's taking things a bit too far. Probably started out (drunk) by saying to some chick: "Can I feel you up? It's for science! I'm totally making this robot."

[spongebathe83]

I knew this day would come. The day when we invent a robot that molests people.

[Sephie]

The best bet is that breasts beset upon by this machine might be injured due to either design or user error. Anything with to many moving parts intouch with risque body parts runs the risk of bodily injury. This should go in that book of 101 non-useless japanese inventions. For the same money someone could probably buy a boyfriend...

Yar, out o' me morbid sense of curiosity, does that "Massagin' the breasts to help them grow" thing really work, or be it just what people put into their hentai fer fun?

[resiz3d]

If it really worked I doubt Plastic Surgeons would get as much business as they do.

[Nixemus]

Originally Posted by long john silver

Yar, out o' me morbid sense of curiosity, does that "Massagin' the breasts to help them grow" thing really work, or be it just what people put into their hentai fer fun?

I think it may have something to do with stimulating certain glands that encourage the growth, but I doubt anything is proven.

Originally Posted by resiz3d

If it really worked I doubt Plastic Surgeons would get as much business as they do.

Bear in mind, this has only just come out as a prototype, so it hasn't had any experience on the market, and nor will it have had any experience competing against plastic surgeons yet.

[ProfessorMishap]

Originally Posted by spongebathe83

I knew this day would come. The day when we invent a robot that molests people.

Hahahahaha!!!

[Sutibaru]

And I thought those back massager seats felt weird...

[ToboR]

For some reason, I first read that as a "multi-breast" massager.