Rid The World Of Uwe Boll! - Page 2

04-16-2008

Isn't Boll in league with the devil or something, or that's what common sense would say?

Seriously though, I could literally direct a movie that sucks far less than anything he has done. Yes me, right off the bat without directing anything before. I think a lot of people off the street could make a less-crap movie than him, actually.

spongebathe83 · 04-22-2008

Update!

Uwe Boll approached Blizzard to make a WoW movie. Answer: "we will not sell the movie rights, not to you.... especially not to you."
http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl...46254&from=rss

Honestly, the next viable vidgame movie Boll should try is a Duke Nukem movie. Why? Because nobody gives a shit about Duke Nukem anymore.

PrBlahBlahtson · 04-23-2008

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Originally Posted by spongebathe83

Honestly, the next viable vidgame movie Boll should try is a Duke Nukem movie. Why? Because nobody gives a shit about Duke Nukem anymore.

Better reason. Because it's so bad and corny that it's good. Easy for Boll to emulate.

Oh hey, thread 11000.

kooh · 04-23-2008

Knowing how Uwe is, he is going to screw that too.

Sephie · 04-23-2008

The Bloodrayne movie was not completely bad. Nothing with Meatloaf in it is completely bad.

GenYun · 04-23-2008

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/04/18...d-of-warcraft/
"?I got in contact with Paul Sams of Blizzard, and he said, ?We will not sell the movie rights, not to you?especially not to you,?? Boll revealed. ?Because it?s such a big online game success, maybe a bad movie would destroy that ongoing income, what the company has with it.?

A bad movie! He called his hypothetical adaptation bad. Awesome."

I just wet myself with laughter. I love Blizzard more with each passing day.

TB Tabby · 04-23-2008

Here's a message from the FaceBreaker blog:

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And now a deep thought, by Matt Tripepi: If you could upload any celebrity into FaceBreaker, who would you like to see get beat down? Send your suggestions to: facebreakercommunity@ea.com

I already wrote in suggesting Uwe Boll and Seanbaby.

Animeking194 · 04-23-2008

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Originally Posted by GenYun

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/04/18...d-of-warcraft/
"?I got in contact with Paul Sams of Blizzard, and he said, ?We will not sell the movie rights, not to you?especially not to you,?? Boll revealed. ?Because it?s such a big online game success, maybe a bad movie would destroy that ongoing income, what the company has with it.?

A bad movie! He called his hypothetical adaptation bad. Awesome."

I just wet myself with laughter. I love Blizzard more with each passing day.

Oh wow, Blizzard, you just became my heroes of the year.

Prophet Tenebrae · 04-24-2008

To be honest, I think that even if WoW wasn't a factor that Blizzard probably wouldn't sell it to Uwe Boll on principle... or at least, they would have before they merged etc. But really, Uwe Boll has such a horrible relationship the only people that I can imagine just handing over rights because it's "more money" are EA... because it's run predicated on the fact a lot of its customers are idiots.

04-16-2008	#13
Tour Of Doody Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Rid The World Of Uwe Boll! Isn't Boll in league with the devil or something, or that's what common sense would say? Seriously though, I could literally direct a movie that sucks far less than anything he has done. Yes me, right off the bat without directing anything before. I think a lot of people off the street could make a less-crap movie than him, actually.

04-22-2008	#14
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Sephie EYES UP HERE Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Over the Mountains Of the Moon, Down the Valley of the Shadow Posts: 9,693	Re: Rid The World Of Uwe Boll! The Bloodrayne movie was not completely bad. Nothing with Meatloaf in it is completely bad. __________________ You can also call me by my title, "Her Omniscient Bitchyness" or H.O.B. For short Source for avatar: http://clayrseer.deviantart.com/art/...12209#/d3a5yq0

04-23-2008	#18
GenYun Ye Olde 3D Artiste Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,716	Re: Rid The World Of Uwe Boll! http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/04/18...d-of-warcraft/ "?I got in contact with Paul Sams of Blizzard, and he said, ?We will not sell the movie rights, not to you?especially not to you,?? Boll revealed. ?Because it?s such a big online game success, maybe a bad movie would destroy that ongoing income, what the company has with it.? A bad movie! He called his hypothetical adaptation bad. Awesome." I just wet myself with laughter. I love Blizzard more with each passing day.

04-24-2008	#21
Prophet Tenebrae Prophet Of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,792	Re: Rid The World Of Uwe Boll! To be honest, I think that even if WoW wasn't a factor that Blizzard probably wouldn't sell it to Uwe Boll on principle... or at least, they would have before they merged etc. But really, Uwe Boll has such a horrible relationship the only people that I can imagine just handing over rights because it's "more money" are EA... because it's run predicated on the fact a lot of its customers are idiots. __________________ Female Transformation Chat! Female Transformation Uber Blog BE Story Club