Lets play Dwarf fortress: sucession game

[Terran]

I've already caged most of the cats in my fortress (damned pet imports, and that cunning bastard of one that saw that it was going into my beta sewing pit (that really never eventuated) and adopted its executioner), and am putting up with tantrumspam, because:
1) I kept most of my fort above ground
2) My usual town watch of hunters (so the socialdwarves can don the iron chain mail and make DWE smackdown with the gobbos) had been mostly killed in the last raid, and
3) my now former captain of the guard went all tantrummy from a busted left lung and his wife, the fish cleaner, spotting the gobbos and being impaled for it before my wrestlerspam could save her

EDIT: forgot now my tantrumming jaildwarves who I left in the main lobby with all the shiny stuff to get happy on, are going around killing my "professional" military dwarves because said dwarves have their rooms on the far side of the ropes :\. Where's the hammerer when you need one