Obama won! And that means...

[Hellstromm, Son of Satan]

tetsumi: We are not butchers. We are the protectors of Iraq. They have weapons of mass destruction, and they are all part of an axis of evil.

Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relationships with this woman.

Richard Nixon: I am not a crook.

L. Ron Hubbard: We are really alien beings brainwashed by the evil Xenu.

Adolph Hitler: We are the master race.

Frasier Crane: My father died in a tragic way.

Al Gore: I am the inventor of the Internet.


Guess what do all of these statements have in common?

[Taruby]

Originally Posted by Hellstromm, Son of Satan

Guess what do all of these statements have in common?

They're all male?

EDIT: Guessing games are fun~!

[budthedog]

((None of them were actually said by the people you quoted?))

LULZ! Hitler is sooooooo randomz!!!!!! sometimes I like to yell "NAZI!!!!!" really loud in public and watch ppls jump!!!!!

[Hellstromm, Son of Satan]

Leave, retarded teen girl. This is grown-up talk.

Are you even old enough to be on this site to begin with? Go back to your Care Bears forum.

[budthedog]

OMGS U are SOOOOOOOO MEAN!!!!!

I guess tht means u wn't get any skittles frm ME!!!!

[genderhazard]

... from now on at work Mondays no one will be talking about that SNL skit they saw last Saturday.

[LadyShrinke]

*raises tiny little hand, grinning broadly*



The conservative people who report to me at work will get to watch me grinning like a Cheshire cat

[OhZone]

Originally Posted by Hellstromm, Son of Satan

tetsumi: We are not butchers. We are the protectors of Iraq. They have weapons of mass destruction, and they are all part of an axis of evil.

Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relationships with this woman.

Richard Nixon: I am not a crook.

L. Ron Hubbard: We are really alien beings brainwashed by the evil Xenu.

Adolph Hitler: We are the master race.

Frasier Crane: My father died in a tragic way.

Al Gore: I am the inventor of the Internet.


Guess what do all of these statements have in common?

Yeah, I gotcha. Lies. All lies. Except the Gore one. He said he created the internet, not invented it. And, in a way, he did create it so far as being involved with the legislation that got it to the public, right? I think I read that the real "inventor" of the internet actually agreed that Gore was vital in getting the internet to the broad public.

[TrumanGrace]

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.asp

Which only goes as far to show how much Hellstrom cares to actually fact check anything he spouts.

[TrunKated]

T.G. and O.Z. are correct. Gore did not claim he invented the internet.

[Spastico]

Obama won and that means America is redeemable.

[budthedog]

Originally Posted by TrunKated

T.G. and O.Z. are correct. Gore did not claim he invented the internet.

((hey, i said that too ))

LOLOlO liek 1 person culd make the internets!! It fell from the sky, filled with waffles and moogles!!!!!!! Kupo! It was a Series of tubes, not a dump truck!!!!! THe cake was a lIE TOOO!!!!! XDXDXDXD

I love Edward!!!!!!! he's so sexy!!!!!! BUT not as much as my g/f!!!!!!! SHE IS MY WAIFU!!!!!!!