Axel-D's commission thread [taking Loli's Curse IV ideas]

[Case Scenario]

Or what about this? A spoiled, obese frat boy is stranded after his car breaks down. He tries to call his parents on his cell phone, only to find that he has no reception. Rain falls, lightning crashes and the house is revealed. He waddles inside and begins to make himself at home. His first priority is not to find a phone, but to get something to eat.
"I'm freakin' skin and bones over here!"
Uncaring of whether or not he's intruding, he makes his way to the kitchen and begins to dig into the refrigerator, which he finds to his delight to be stocked full of fine foods. Of course, being a man of low tastes, he quests primarily for beer, ice cream and the like. He then notices a toque sitting on the counter, jokingly putting it on as he begins to make himself a sandwich while tasting various ingredients to add to it. However, for every taste of every food, he loses something...
Upon sampling the meat his hair vanishes. After slurping the mustard his nose falls on the ground. He licks the lettuce, turns, and we see that he no longer has eyes in his sockets. He seems unaware of this, becoming more and more enraptured with the process of making his sandwich. Finally his pants fall to the floor, his shirt billows and goes limp, draped over a skeletal frame. Still he goes on, speaking to himself with an evolving vocabulary. "Some chives perhaps, ah! But some spice to add flavour..."
His shirt, now draped over him, reconfigures into a chef's uniform. Stockings cover his legs. Though he remains a mere skeleton, the clothes show off a thin yet voluptuous female form. "Et voila!" it cries. "A zandwich fit for a queen!" Placing her now sizable meal on a tray and garnishing it with greens, she sets out to the dining room where the Mistress is seated. She presents the sandwich to her and beams (as much as a skeleton can beam) as she shows her signs of approval.
"Mmm... exquisite, Sklaudette! With skills such as yours, it's a wonder you stay so thin!"