Japanese surgeons invent a new way for enlarging breasts.

Setuh · 02-13-2007

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6354451.stm

Sounds promising

P.S.
My 1st attempt in de-lurkifying myslef.

Sutibaru · 02-13-2007

Yes it is good to see Japan focusing on the more important things than curing cancer and whatnot.

spongebathe83 · 02-13-2007

"Choose!" Booms a loud voice from an undetermined location. "Choose the form of your destroyer!"
"Oh I get it. If we think about J Edgar Hoover, then J Edgar Hoover comes down to destroy us. Real cute. Everybody clear your heads!"
But it was too late, Ray had chosen.
***
Elsewhere... at a research lab
.A scientist preps a culture of stem cells, siphoned from a bastard fetus found in the dumpster of a back alley abortion clinic, to be injected in a human subject.
...But then the stem cells take on a life of its own, making the boobies grow wildly out of control and become as large as Godzilla and wrecking cities. People flee in horror from the TITanic titties.
Naturally, Pat Robertson uses this as an opportunity to preach about stem cell research. "I warned ya', he said, "Didn't I?" flailing a Bible over his head as crowds of people flee past him.
It was then he caught a glimpse of the abominable boobies through the thick clouds of dust and debris that surrounded it.

Haha, I just had to write that. A story about large boobs AND pokes fun at the Christian right & their constant fuss about stem cell research (you can hug babies not stem cells).

Bareon · 02-13-2007

Err.. thats only advocated by the much louder and extreme minority.. Seriously its a stupid idea that a stem cell has a soul yet.. If anything a person would get a soul when they first become conscious.. in fact I still remember my very first memory.. walking down a staircase in my old home.. then playing with a wind-up easter rabbit on the floor... its the most vivid memory I have.. o.o; makes me feel kinda cold and fidgety thinking about.. "This.. is where your memory started".. every time... Nya-haha...ah?

The Lord of War · 02-13-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sutibaru

Yes it is good to see Japan focusing on the more important things than curing cancer and whatnot.

Haven't you heard, there is no cure for cancer.

Jumba · 02-13-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Lord of War

Haven't you heard, there is no cure for cancer.

He is correct... In a sense. Cancer is not a curable condition, cancer is something which must be destroyed or prevent before it starts. But thats only if we map the human g-nome correctly

jiryha · 02-13-2007

Except of course they're testing one right now that they know works, they're just checking for complications and it's already on to human experimentation. The funny thing is, it's a drug that's already been in use for a decade.

02-13-2007

Let's see those damned politicians bad mouth this.
If they do, then they'll have to deal with the horny-yet-sexually-repressed male demographic, and they're what makes up the army and most anything in the states.

Except strip clubs, but that's because that sort is rather creepy looking...

Kyutetsuki · 02-13-2007

Rumours, rumours, rumours...

Sutibaru · 02-13-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Lord of War

Haven't you heard, there is no cure for cancer.

Never said there was. Just shows that getting breasts larger is a better sight than searching for something that doesn't exist.

Brainfuck · 02-13-2007

And why would the American government stop funding for stem cell research? It's already paying off in Japan.

Miracle overloading · 02-13-2007

if any country invented a better way, i KNEW it would be Japan. XD

02-13-2007	#1
Setuh Leecher Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3	Japanese surgeons invent a new way for enlarging breasts. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6354451.stm Sounds promising P.S. My 1st attempt in de-lurkifying myslef.

02-13-2007	#2
Sutibaru --- Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,865	Yes it is good to see Japan focusing on the more important things than curing cancer and whatnot. __________________ Deviantart\|FurAffinity\|Tumblr\|Picarto

02-13-2007	#3
spongebathe83 DA artist amateur Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Elsewhere Posts: 787	"Choose!" Booms a loud voice from an undetermined location. "Choose the form of your destroyer!" "Oh I get it. If we think about J Edgar Hoover, then J Edgar Hoover comes down to destroy us. Real cute. Everybody clear your heads!" But it was too late, Ray had chosen. *** Elsewhere... at a research lab .A scientist preps a culture of stem cells, siphoned from a bastard fetus found in the dumpster of a back alley abortion clinic, to be injected in a human subject. ...But then the stem cells take on a life of its own, making the boobies grow wildly out of control and become as large as Godzilla and wrecking cities. People flee in horror from the TITanic titties. Naturally, Pat Robertson uses this as an opportunity to preach about stem cell research. "I warned ya', he said, "Didn't I?" flailing a Bible over his head as crowds of people flee past him. It was then he caught a glimpse of the abominable boobies through the thick clouds of dust and debris that surrounded it. Haha, I just had to write that. A story about large boobs AND pokes fun at the Christian right & their constant fuss about stem cell research (you can hug babies not stem cells). __________________ . . http://havent-slept.deviantart.com http://groups.yahoo.com/group/havent-slept/ -Just remember, you're a pervert too.-

02-13-2007	#4
Bareon I'm not excited. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Viewing the stars of the future. Posts: 944	Err.. thats only advocated by the much louder and extreme minority.. Seriously its a stupid idea that a stem cell has a soul yet.. If anything a person would get a soul when they first become conscious.. in fact I still remember my very first memory.. walking down a staircase in my old home.. then playing with a wind-up easter rabbit on the floor... its the most vivid memory I have.. o.o; makes me feel kinda cold and fidgety thinking about.. "This.. is where your memory started".. every time... Nya-haha...ah? __________________ -BlueBerserker http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=254362 -- my Pixiv boobiez collection http://pixiv.me/baeron -- also works! 2x the links for 1x the page~! or somethin.

02-13-2007	#9
Kyutetsuki misspelled bloodsucker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Suh-wee-den Posts: 108	Rumours, rumours, rumours... __________________ I'm so happy that you're coming out to play.

02-13-2007	#7
jiryha Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 266	Except of course they're testing one right now that they know works, they're just checking for complications and it's already on to human experimentation. The funny thing is, it's a drug that's already been in use for a decade.

02-13-2007	#8
shadow Guest Posts: n/a	Let's see those damned politicians bad mouth this. If they do, then they'll have to deal with the horny-yet-sexually-repressed male demographic, and they're what makes up the army and most anything in the states. Except strip clubs, but that's because that sort is rather creepy looking...

02-13-2007	#11
Brainfuck Fucking with your minds Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 46	And why would the American government stop funding for stem cell research? It's already paying off in Japan. __________________ Avatar by woot.

02-13-2007	#12
Miracle overloading criminally insane Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: anti-kannadah Posts: 842	if any country invented a better way, i KNEW it would be Japan. XD __________________ I see the light... AND IT BURNS!!!