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Tiny Lesbian Cat approves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Still moving forward.
Posts: 15,969
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Re: The Exotic & Erotic Expo returns.
This is Microsoft saying "We want you to have as little freedom wit hthe gmaes you play as possible, so that we cna make the most profit by watching your every move, and making your several hundred dollar system stop playing games if we think you're getting too much freedom somehow.
Also, you are required to have an internet connection even for single player games (oh but it's not always online herp derp), so there's an extra charge (not everyone has home internet). Oh, AND besides making sure you have that, you'll sitll need xbox live to play anything online, so shell out more money. Oh, AND we're watching you through your kinect, which you cannot disconnect without your system becoming non-functional. Oh but we're totally advancing gaming with our new Xbox One! BUY IT NOW SO WE CNA CONTROL YOUR LIVES! Fuck Microsoft.
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Pinocchio Pornographer
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In the shadow of the Empire State Building
Posts: 2,137
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Re: The Exotic & Erotic Expo returns.
I heard from someone that there's this guy named Sony who makes something called a PS4. There are also these things called PCs. Some guy called Steam sells games for something called a Linsux and something called an OSSEX. I dunno. I just heard about it. I don't use a Linsux or an OSSEX.
Want the number of a good therapist? My wife said that everybody with anger issues needs a good therapist. My wife doesn't know what she's talking about most times, but the therapist was kind of hot. You should try one too.
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