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Originally Posted by Anotherfetishguy

Sorry, but I would not wish to see your K-9 companion without the added garment for the foot and lower part of the leg, typically knitted from wool, cotton, or nylon. Instead, I would much prefer to see yourself wearing a covering for the foot, typically made of leather, with a sturdy sole and not reaching above the ankle, without the aforementioned knitted garment for the foot.

Ha! Why not both?

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